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WHERE DO POLITICIANS COME FROM AND CAN THEY BE RETURNED?

I had a dream the other night. Dream nothing, it was a nightmare, if you must know the truth. Normally I don’t put too much stock in dreams or nightmares, as the case may be, but this was different.
My grandmother believed in dreams. The most important part of her night were the dreams […]

Be Happy That You’re Miserable

According to Woody Allen, the world is divided into the
miserable and the truly horrible. The miserable are everyday
normal people like you and I, and the truly horrible are the
cerebral palsy victims on their twelfth round of chemotherapy
writhing around on the floor in a vomitous stupor praying to God
that someone would put a pillow over their […]

How to Build a Cobblestone House

He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - certainly not if the house was built with cobblestones. Building cobblestone houses was a folk art that flourished in upstate New York from 1825 until the Civil War in 1860. Many of the 700+ cobblestone homes that were built survive today, a testament […]

The Finely Tuned Athlete

I broke a promise to myself that I never would, and joined a gym about six months ago.
I made a schoolboy error right off the bat, in that I joined the same gym as a much-fitter friend of mine was already using, and went for a workout with him.
As a warm-up, he decided to race […]